Greetings from this side of hell…
I have a hangover, for about three days now… For all you “social drinkers”, this is called proper or binge drinking, by the way. And let me educate the kids who think that they get through a hangover by eating something sweet/sour/salty/fishy, drinking milk/soda/marinade, going to sauna, having sex or getting your head bashed in – it doesn’t work. Really, it doesn’t.
So, what works?
I have one word for you, just one word – alcohol. If you have a hangover and you want to feel like a human again, just drink up. It’s a bit past 9AM here in Prague and I’m on my second Staropramen. “Punk is not dead”, apparently. In absolute worst case scenario, cider would work as well. Strongbow has some nice options available. If anyone knows PR guys in either of these companies, ask them to send me some “promotional material” for the shout-out.
But there’s a bigger issue as well. I have been living in a hotel room for past three months – god bless the Mastercard. Now that I’m gainfully employed (turns our there are some Pakistani kids who want EU visas/passports and are willing to pay good money for it), I’m looking for a new home. Two bedroom with a balcony in Prague 1 would be nice. It takes some time to understand what the local real estate listings say, this “2+KK” is still a foreign concept to me. I’m willing to take a shower in order to charm the landlord – that should say something. If you have something to offer, I’d like to hear from you.